Trying to be hero fail

WALKING HOME FROM STATION REACHES LIKE FRONT OF APARTMENT AREA SPOTS MINI BLACK THING

*closer investigation*

KITTEN

Kitten won't respond to me and kind of jumped into bush thing because I scared it. I don't have food so I go upstairs.

IT WOKE UP WITH A LEAF STUCK ON ITS FACE

FORGETS ABOUT SAVING KITTEN, finished curve sketching homework goes back down cat is in small ball sleeping so cute omg

Goes upstairs to get milk to bribe cat out. Cat is now extreme scared of me. I place mini container of milk and it jumps into bush thing again and then it came back out so I squirted milk near its bush area and then it ATE SOME ^____^ and then I squirted too much accidentally and it jumped again so my milk fell down and then this buzzing noise from like a bee, fly or mosquito came and that freaked me out so I backed off and it wouldn't come down after like 10 minutes of waiting so now I'm at home NOT WITH A KITTEN

OMFG JUST LOVE ME SO I CAN SAVE YOU FROM FREEZING PLS 

I SWEAR ITS GONNA FREEZE AND HYPOTHERMIA OMFG AKJRHAKWJHRAJKWHR